My dream vacation

Away. Period. Idk my bff jill.... hows abouts somewhere with australian chicks. Like Australia. If I feel like laughing all the time, I'll go to that one place. Canadia. Everyone there is practically American anyways. 'Cept they eat thems french fries with vinegar. Das weird.

No way I'm going to Mexico. What with them tacos and bad plumbing. Besides, I like bathing once in a while. Maybe even having a clean glass of water (Both of which on account of the bad plumbing, not meant to offend.). Mexican food is the greatest food in the world. It makes me fart, though.

I would go to England, but all the people there are not attractive (in my opinion). I once heard that all the people in Europe are no more than 10 generations apart in relation. Coincidence? (In an unrelated topic) Does a bear poop in the woods? These questions may have similar answers. It depends on your definition of wood. They're probably smarter than us. On a somber note, they ended slavery first (geniuses).

JK people. I would go just about anywhere. I'm tired of that one place. America.

I'm Adam Oyler. Thanks for watching television.