Favorite Author and last book I read

I don't read. I read a book in 6th grade and it was called Taran Wanderer. It was kinda cool. That's the only book that I even remotely remember. It was by Lloyd Alexander.

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My Favorite Smell

Oh my gosh Rachael. I love this stuff called dragonfruit. It's this really cool extract and its in my shampoo and it's the best smelling shampoo in the world. I like the smell of hand sanitizer. Cinnamon scents suck. So do apple scents. Cinnamon Apple scents must be really, really bad. I like the smell of brown sugar. But I hate the smell of warm/burnt sugar. It's pretty nastay. This is not a funny blog, sorry dudes.

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My favorite hobby(s)

Bothering Mrs. Hoeme is hilarious. Excuse me, her name is Rachael. Everyone who reads this has to call her Rachael. I like blogging now. It's fun to make it as borderline offensive as possible. I like Facebook too. I like to become a fan of random phrases that appear now and then. Maybe even the occasional Lee Richardson Zoo Rocket. I like sports. Except I get injured. I busted my wenis one time playing chess. I haven't played sports since, I've been so traumatized by it.
I like playing video games. And hatin' (discriminating). It's funny. Yer a idiot. <---discrimination

My dream vacation

Away. Period. Idk my bff jill.... hows abouts somewhere with australian chicks. Like Australia. If I feel like laughing all the time, I'll go to that one place. Canadia. Everyone there is practically American anyways. 'Cept they eat thems french fries with vinegar. Das weird.

No way I'm going to Mexico. What with them tacos and bad plumbing. Besides, I like bathing once in a while. Maybe even having a clean glass of water (Both of which on account of the bad plumbing, not meant to offend.). Mexican food is the greatest food in the world. It makes me fart, though.

I would go to England, but all the people there are not attractive (in my opinion). I once heard that all the people in Europe are no more than 10 generations apart in relation. Coincidence? (In an unrelated topic) Does a bear poop in the woods? These questions may have similar answers. It depends on your definition of wood. They're probably smarter than us. On a somber note, they ended slavery first (geniuses).

JK people. I would go just about anywhere. I'm tired of that one place. America.

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Best Memory

I'm not gonna go into this. It's way too early on to tell about my best memory.

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